Step 2: admire this building and decide to tell Kelly's boyfriend, Colin, you're getting tattoos.
Bird tattoos. that are frozen-esque.
He won't believe you at first. But give it time.
And rock those shades while you wait.
Then, after an appropriate amount of time, text him this and tell him you did it.
Be prepared for him to be upset when they're not real.
#wawawa2k14 is pretty rad, y'all.