that awkward moment...

So I was reading old blog posts the other day. And I found this one, here, and another one, here, about awkward moments. 

Basically, I laughed, and wondered why I haven't made it something I do more often.

Cause, you know, I'm kinda awkward sometimes. Or awkward things happen to me...a lot.

That being said, this should become a habit...y'all should tell me if you like it and we'll go from there...alright?

Perfect.

Here we gooooooo....!

that awkward moment...

when the aunt of the kid's you're watching all week tries to hint that you should get involved with her 18 year old son, and then when her sister, the mom of the kids you're watching, decided to feed it too.

awkward.

when you walk into a gas station, hand the cashier a $50 and he says, "is this hot off the press? did you just make it?" and when you answer, "um...no..." he says "well...if you did, I'd be your #1 buyer." yeah, um, okay dude. that. was.

awkward.

when you have a dream that you marry your best friend's older brother, and when you wake up, the first song that comes on your pandora Disney radio station is "a dream is a wish your heart makes."

awkward.

when pretty much every single house you babysit in over new years break, your dad did some form of work in. my thought while washing dishes: "GOSH. dad. WHY did you make the water so HOT." no lie. it's semi-

awkward.

when you eat garlic fries and you know, you just know you're going to have garlic breath for the next week. ew.

awkward.

when you manage to go all day not slipping on ice, and then you still don't slip in your friend's super slick driveway...and then you get home and bam. slip. right on your butt.

awkward.

when you go to congratulate and hug your "big brother" on getting on staff at the church, and totally jam his toe with your cowgirl boot. majorly

awkward.

when you and your best friend get your own private board on pinterest and by the end of day one, there are already over 50 pins. Today is day 2, and after the pinning spree I'm about to go on, we're going to break 100. yeah...kinda...

awkwardesome.

that awkward moment......

Remember this post? Where I posted all of the awkward moments of the past few however long it was? Well. It was a hit, in my opinion (and incredibly fun to do), so I decided to do it again! Ready? here. we. go....

that awkward moment...

when you and your best friend are catching up because you haven't talked in foreverrrrr, and of course the topic of boys comes up, and you mention this guy is acting like he may like you, and she goes, "HA. I doubt it."

awkward.

when you realize you're an awful friend because you still haven't mailed two of your best friend's christmas and birthday presents. and it's been a month. yeah.

awkward.

when you're trying to set up the wireless connection on one of your dad's old laptops, and somehow, by doing so, end up disconnecting every other wireless device in the house...i.e.; iphones, ipods, the kindle, wii, blu ray player, laptops, etc....

awkward.

when you tell the kids at youth group, repeatedly, that they aren't allowed to use the coffee machine by themselves, and that they have to pay for their coffee...and you walk in and they use the lame excuse of "i pre-paid last week, and no one was here so I had to do it." haha. I don't buy that stuff....

awkward...

when you're recording music up at your friend's apartment, and their roommate comes out and makes chocolate milk and says "oh don't mind me being weird and all. I know it's not normal for grown men to drink chocolate milk in a wonder woman glass." ummm....no one said anything about that.....

awkward.

when you're throwing a mini-fit in the morning because none of your jeans fit - not because they're too small, no, but because they're too big, because you're one of the .01% of people who LOST weight between thanksgiving and new years, and hasn't gained it back....

awkward.

when your little brother's 15 year old best friend is basically in love with you and asks you to do everything with him and your brother. and then your brother says out loud "dude. she's not that great. get over it." in front of both of you. poor guy.

awkward.

when you introduce yourself to a new junior high aged kid at youth group, and say "hi, my name's ruthanne! I'm one of the leaders here, if you need anything let me know!" and he says "oh...hi...thanks..." and walks away.

awkward.

when you finish recording the second verse of "hallelujah" by leonard cohen up at your friends' place, and right when they hit the stop button, one of them jumps off the counter and yells "YEAH BABY! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" hahahaha...um....

awkward.

SOOOO....I hope you enjoyed this :) It was super fun to do again....and I hope it gave y'all a laugh :)

happy thursday!

that awkward moment...

{just a compiliation of last week's awkward moments. had to share!}

when a 12 year old boy, who is the little brother of one of your guy friends, whom you skiied with last year, doesn't remember you, then when you remind him who you are, he says "wow, you're really short" yeah.

awkward.

when you try on a dress from Plato's closet, and a really cute guy walks by while you're showing your cousin and he says "that looks really great, you should get it."

awkward.

when the guy who is going to be renting a room at your best friends house for the winter thinks you are 19 or 20...when you're only 16.

awkward.

when your baby sister goes to the pantry, retrieves all of the sweet potatoes reserved for thanksgiving, and strategically places them all over the kitchen/livingroom/hall in places where you will trip.

awkward.

when you're practicing for sunday night worship before church, and your worship team all forgets their music, so then you have to make them copies with your sloppy, messy notes, and they tell you your 'j' looks like a 'l'...and you don't disagree.

awkward.

when you go to see breaking dawn with your best friend, and during the whole honeymoon scene you are giggling like crazy cause it's soooooooooo

awkward.

when you type the word "awkward" over five times and realize that it is truly the epitome of the definition of

awkward.